for the entire time Baldur's Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.
me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:
Secondary poll based on the comments so far:
You two should reconsider your relationship if you're not able to compromise
You're perfect for each other, never involve anyone else in this situation
propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.
So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something
i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address
I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite
Watched
Fucking
Lorax????
BITCH
WHEN I SEE ONE
This is a marigold:
This is a peony:
And this is a bitch
